Christian Thordal: How “Fake Kanban” Fooled the Metrics, And What This Agile Coach Did to Fix It

“The team was like birds in a nest waiting to get fed — completely dependent on the PO for every piece of work.” – Christian Thordal

Christian tells us about a team that always appeared busy but was hiding serious dysfunction behind a single healthy metric. When he rated the system across his domain, he found the team scored low in process maturity, effectiveness, and learning — yet their cycle time looked good.

The team claimed to practice Kanban, but in reality it meant “we can do whatever we want.” Daily standups had become social check-ins. The backlog held over 100 items to do and 50+ in progress, most of them just headlines with no descriptions. Real work assignments happened through 30-minute Slack huddles between the PO and individual developers — pure push, no prioritization.

Despite having OKRs, the team could only plan a week ahead. Christian’s fix was radical: he restarted the backlog entirely, cutting 150 items down to roughly 30, established WIP limits to create a pull-based system, and brought the team into the process as active participants rather than passive recipients.

In this segment, we refer to Kanban and OKRs.

Self-reflection Question: When was the last time you looked beyond a single “green” metric to understand what was really happening in your team’s workflow?

Featured Book of the Week: Turn the Ship Around by David Marquet

Christian recommends Turn the Ship Around by David Marquet, a former U.S. Navy submarine commander who transformed his crew’s performance by replacing permission-seeking with intent-based leadership. Instead of waiting for orders, crew members were expected to say “I intend to…” — transferring ownership and making people accountable for their decisions.

Christian says this deeply resonated with his own military background in the Danish Army, where leadership operated on similar principles. The book’s core message — stop creating dependency and start building leaders at every level — connects directly to the team story in this episode, where passive dependency on the PO was the root of the dysfunction.

You can also listen to previous episodes with David Marquet and explore more on intent-based leadership.

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About Christian Thordal

Christian ThordalChristian Thordal is a former Danish Army officer turned Agile Coach. He works with leaders and teams to create clarity, accountability, and momentum in complex organizations. His approach blends military leadership principles with modern product development, helping organizations move from discussion and strategy to real execution and measurable results.

You can link with Christian Thordal on LinkedIn.

BONUS: Captain David Marquet’s Guide to Becoming Your Own Best Coach

In this BONUS episode, we explore Captain David Marquet’s latest book “Distancing: How Great Leaders Reframe to Make Better Decisions.” Captain Marquet, renowned for transforming the USS Santa Fe from the worst-performing submarine to the best in the fleet, shares powerful insights on psychological distancing and how stepping outside ourselves can dramatically improve our decision-making abilities.

Make sure you also check the previous episode with Captain Marquet, where we discuss the key lessons from his book: Turn The Ship Around! A very often referred book on the Scrum Master Toolbox Podcast.

The Genesis of Distancing

“What I really needed was people to think, not just comply, not just do what they were told.”

Captain Marquet traces the origins of his distancing concept back to his submarine experience. After realizing that giving orders gave people “a pass on thinking,” he developed a system where crew members would say “I intend to…” instead of waiting for commands. However, he noticed that officers would sometimes make decisions that were good for their department but not optimal for the submarine as a whole. This led him to ask different questions – like having the engineer sit in the captain’s chair and think from that perspective. The breakthrough came when he started asking himself, “What would my six-month-from-now self want me to do today?”

The Three B’s of Better Decision Making

“The problem with your decision making isn’t gathering more market data. The problem is your internal, your egoic biases that just come from the fact that you view the decision from inside your own head.”

Marquet introduces the “3 B’s of better decision making”: Be someone else, be somewhere else, be sometime else. These psychological distancing techniques help overcome the limitations of our “immersed self” – the version of us trapped in immediate pressures, deadlines, and ego-driven concerns. When we distance ourselves temporally (thinking as our future self), socially (thinking as someone else), or spatially (imagining being somewhere else), we access what psychologists call our “distanced self,” which aligns more closely with our ideal self and core values.

The Jeff Bezos Example

“When I’m 80, when am I going to regret more? Am I going to regret trying this idea and failing or not trying the idea?” Continue reading BONUS: Captain David Marquet’s Guide to Becoming Your Own Best Coach

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