Christian Thordal: How “Fake Kanban” Fooled the Metrics, And What This Agile Coach Did to Fix It

“The team was like birds in a nest waiting to get fed — completely dependent on the PO for every piece of work.” – Christian Thordal

Christian tells us about a team that always appeared busy but was hiding serious dysfunction behind a single healthy metric. When he rated the system across his domain, he found the team scored low in process maturity, effectiveness, and learning — yet their cycle time looked good.

The team claimed to practice Kanban, but in reality it meant “we can do whatever we want.” Daily standups had become social check-ins. The backlog held over 100 items to do and 50+ in progress, most of them just headlines with no descriptions. Real work assignments happened through 30-minute Slack huddles between the PO and individual developers — pure push, no prioritization.

Despite having OKRs, the team could only plan a week ahead. Christian’s fix was radical: he restarted the backlog entirely, cutting 150 items down to roughly 30, established WIP limits to create a pull-based system, and brought the team into the process as active participants rather than passive recipients.

In this segment, we refer to Kanban and OKRs.

Self-reflection Question: When was the last time you looked beyond a single “green” metric to understand what was really happening in your team’s workflow?

Featured Book of the Week: Turn the Ship Around by David Marquet

Christian recommends Turn the Ship Around by David Marquet, a former U.S. Navy submarine commander who transformed his crew’s performance by replacing permission-seeking with intent-based leadership. Instead of waiting for orders, crew members were expected to say “I intend to…” — transferring ownership and making people accountable for their decisions.

Christian says this deeply resonated with his own military background in the Danish Army, where leadership operated on similar principles. The book’s core message — stop creating dependency and start building leaders at every level — connects directly to the team story in this episode, where passive dependency on the PO was the root of the dysfunction.

You can also listen to previous episodes with David Marquet and explore more on intent-based leadership.

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About Christian Thordal

Christian ThordalChristian Thordal is a former Danish Army officer turned Agile Coach. He works with leaders and teams to create clarity, accountability, and momentum in complex organizations. His approach blends military leadership principles with modern product development, helping organizations move from discussion and strategy to real execution and measurable results.

You can link with Christian Thordal on LinkedIn.

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